Klutz

Today I was walking down the street... I was crossing a busy street and right in the middle, I pitch forward and face plant on the pavement. Right on my hands and knees, middle of the intersection. Yes, it was embarrassing. Many people saw. Some snickered. Some laughed. Some looked away. My knees look ridiculous now. And I felt rather stupid.

To add to that, I was walking around Barnes & Noble later in the afternoon. I was walking by a large display of books. I went to go walk around this display... and managed to get caught on a corner of it. Brought half of it down. Bang. Books all over the place. People look up, people stare. I feel like a fool as I try to pick all of them up. There were A LOT of them.

Then as I cook myself dinner... The dishwasher was running. Colander was in the dishwasher. I make pasta. Got it? So I'm trying to strain the pasta with the lid of the pot. Splat, half of the noodles feel out into the sink as I'm straining the pasta. My dinner was reduced in half.

This was my day... along with working 2 of the 3 jobs. I'm tired, I feel klutzy and I'm sore. Yes, you may laugh all you want at my expense. I would if I were you.