Dear B.o.t.S.

Dear Boy on the Street,
I think you're kind of an idiot. Not only did you run across the street to stand at the bus stop when the bus was still a block away, you waved at it when it was 1/2 a block away. OK, here's the deal. It's a bus stop. The bus ALWAYS stops there. It will see you STANDING at the bus stop. It will stop. No need to smile and wave it down like a taxi. People stared at you like you were crazy. You ARE crazy. Also, the Odwalla you had shoved in your back pocket... very weird. Very awkward, very warm-looking, very-much stretching out your back pants pocket. I think you are a very strange human being.
Hope to never see you again.