Wednesday, June 2, 2010

I will Always be a Midwest Girl at heart

Favorites:
TV Show: Glee. It's amazing.
Song: Need You Now- Lady Antebellum
Food: Watermelon
Thing to Buy: Shoes. Two pairs of heels since I've been home. I have a problem, but I'm okay with it.

Here's a story, friends, about when a guy pursues a girl... it went something like this:
His thoughts: "She's so cute. She's so nice. I want to ask her out. I just got her number. This means she's interested. What should I do? I know I walked her home... so do I lean in for a kiss? Crap, I'm so drunk. I can't think that clearly... Should I give her a good-bye hug? What should I do? Sh*t sh*t sh*t and NOW..."
ACTUAL ACTION: Gives her a High Five and leaves to go home... only to be so drunk he wakes up to find himself passed out on the hardwood floor and his wallet in the fridge.

Dear friend this actually happened to,
This is one of my favorite drunken, guy-pursuing-girl stories ever. Don't worry, I still like you.

I had the honor of seeing a wonderful friend this afternoon. I love her! Anyway, we were in VS. This is where I lost my sunglasses (SOB). But also where one of my favorite memories from the summer happened. It went something like this...
I'm trying on bras. My friend is trying on swimsuits. (PS she has uhhh-mazing abs.) We're talking about what bra I should get. I'm wearing one, we had been talking about my chest and boobs in general... then she proceeds to ask me about how it feels. Unsure of what she's talking about, I respond with: they feel fine, I never get back pain, Why? She goes: um... I was talking about the bra. And we proceed to LOL in the dressing room. It was way funnier had you been there with us... me shirtless, her just staring at me like I'm insane (which sometimes I might be). It kind of brought me back to the memories of us living together... when being shirtless was commonplace. The only thing we were missing today was S. I miss both of them so much; maybe someday we'll live together again! 


I love the Midwest. 
  • Driving in a car in the suburbs
    • I did get pulled over by a cop last night for being a complete idiot. Good thing I didn't get a ticket!
  • My silly cat
    • She's so cute! And rather demanding. I may also be slightly allergic... doesn't matter. I will pet her and love her anyway.
  • Sleeping in a bunk bed 
    • Or as my dad calls it: a bunker bed. The same bed I've been sleeping in for years... or for most of my life.
  • Hanging out at the kitchen table in my pajamas
    • I do it often when I'm home now. Including right now.
  • Suburban malls
    • I love them! Such a different feeling here... I have spent way too much money.
  • Suburban Target
    • I don't think this needs further details... self-explanatory 
  • Wisconsin
    • I love the Home of Beer and Cheese. Though I strongly dislike cheese. It's so strange and doesn't taste very good to me.  
    • I swung by my high school today. Remodeled... it's just not the same. Those blue and yellow panels you used to have? Now that they're gone, I feel betrayed.
  • Badgerland...
    • LOVE!
 Home Saweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Home.

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