Psst East Coast Girls: Tights are not pants. If your shirt doesn't cover your butt, you are not allowed to wear only tights. I do not want to see the outline of your underwear. The end.
Hey You, Asian Dudes: If your hair is like 4-5 inches long, how much hair gel does it take to make ALL your hair stand STRAIGHT up? Must be a lot because it's not moving, even with wild gusts of wind. Not okay. If your hair isn't standing straight up, it is still so well styled I want to put you in a hair museum... but it's not moving in the wind either... which means: way. too. much. hair. product.
Squeeks: You are the annoying Asian girl who is in 2 of my classes. I call you Squeeks because your voice is squeeky. You sound like you're 4. Actually you kind of sound like the little Asian girl on the PC commercials. Problem is, she's cute. You are not. You have the most enormous ROCK on your left hand. It blinks like morse code whenever you raise your hand to ask a question in class. And you raise your hand VERY OFTEN. Stop asking stupid questions. Read the slides. The answer to your questions are always already in the slides. SHUT UP.
These are the things that annoy me.
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